Koopa  (K)

it's a turtle of some sort

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attack: 7
intelligence: 3
luck: 3
silliness: 7
transgender: 3
defense: 7
ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 4
soul:1
special ability: hide in shell
	if koopa takes damage, it can hide inside of its shell