You  (U)

it's you! wow!

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attack: 3
intelligence: 8
luck: 2
silliness: 7
transgender: 9
defense: 4
ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 5
soul:0
special ability: "real" life
	you can use this incredible power to affect the "real" world