You but Sideways (C)
it's you! you're sideways! wow!
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attack: 3
intelligence: 8
luck: 2
silliness: 7
transgender: 9
defense: 4
ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 5
soul:0
special ability: sideways
you are sideways