may 2025 - blog archive

these are the blog posts i made in may of 2025. i've moved them to a new page because it was getting annoying to scroll all the way down when i was editing the homepage

31 may 2025

sometimes i kind of don't have anything to say here, but still want to post something because it's fun

29 may 2025

i'm going to talk a bit more about the "chat" thing because it's still bugging me, because, like, i know that it doesn't make any sense and i still do it. like, this isn't a chatroom or a livestream or something. it's barely even a stream of consciousness. and it's definitely not live - the only reason that most of the posts are chronological is because i put them in that order (and there are somet that are out of order - time has no reason to exist in a godforsaken place such as this one), and for anything to make sense, you have to read from the bottom up. besides, calling my (likely nonexistent) blog readers "chat" implies that you can reply, which as of right now at least, you can't. and you also don't even exist. who am i even writing this to? god? i have no idea. anyway bye for now, chat. see you later probably

28 may 2025

genuinely you have no idea how difficult it is for me not to start every blog post with something along the lines of "hey chat". this sounds stupid but its true i promise

27 may 2025

it's always really fun when someone says they aren't good at geography and then i show them xkcd 2868 and they don't realize

26 may 2025

oh my god its gba bowser castle 4!!!!

                                                    ____
                                       ____________/    |
 ____                                 /                 |
|    ------------.                   |       ______     |
|   _--------_   |                   |      /      \    |
|  |          |  |                  _|     |_       |   |
|| |          |__|                 |  _    _ |      |   |
||  \         ___                  | |_| _|_||      |   |______
||   \       |   |                 |    |_|  |      |          |
|| |\ |      |___|                 |    _   _|      |______    |
|| || |      __  __                | _ |_| |_|             \   |
|| || |     |__||  |               ||_|    _ |              |  |
|| || |     __  |__|               |   _  |_||              |  |
|| || |    |__|  __                |  |_|    |              |  |
|| ||_|     ____/  |               |__     __|              |  |
|| || |    /       |                  |   |         _____   |==|
|| |/ |   |    ___/                   |   |________|     |  |  |
||    |   |   |                       |                  |  |  |
|     |   |___|                        \____________     |  |  |
|     |_  |___|                                     \    |  |  |
|       |_                                           |  _|  |  |
|         \______________________                    |  ||  |  |
|          ____      -------     \                   |  ||  |  |
|_________/___ \___ |_______|   _ |                  |  ||  |  |
          |   |    \_________  | ||                  |  ||  |  |
          |   |              \ | ||                  |  ||  |  |_
          |   |               || ||                  |  ||  |   |
          |   |               || ||                  |  ||  |_  |
      ____|   |               ||_| \________________/    |   |  |
     |        |               |      |======|            |  _|  |
     |    ____|                \________________________/   |   |
     |   |                       ___________________        |   |
     |   |                      |____----___----____|       |   |
     |   |              ________|      _________    |       |   |
    _|    \_           |              |         |   |       |   |
   |  _     |__________|       _______|         |   |       |   |
   | |_|       |   |          |                 |    \_____/    |
   |___________|___|__________|                 |               |
                                                |_______________|

wow!

26 may 2025

y'know, if you think about it, "blog" sounds pretty similar to "bog", which makes sense, because i'm writing all of these posts from the middle of a swamp

25 may 2025

oh also more generally my mario maker id is kgw-7ng-qkg if you want to check that out. i have a super world and some other stuff and all of it kind of sucks tbh

25 may 2025

oh yeah, about a week ago i released a kind of cool set of levels in super mario maker 2 called "life in the city of the future" if you want to play them that would be cool. here are the level codes:

act I:
life in the city of the Future jd7-9hk-3kf
arbor day 80k-bg8-gmf
city of the future (reprise) 8n9-wcs-qtf
rabbit explosion 80p-nb2-wxf

the bridge xb5-lwt-lqg

act II:
falling into nothing 2h4-cnt-fjg
deep darkness s2g-dmj-slg
transcendence 25w-wkc-qqg
serene grace 2h8-pjm-vtg

25 may 2025

i am going to pretend that this "website logarithm" has people looking at it even though it almost certainly doesn't and even if it did i wouldn't have any way to know. if at any point someone sees this just know that i think that you're kind of cool :)