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hello everyone i'm IseeL this is my webbed site it's very cool and i'm super good at html and definitely know what i'm doing. yep. this page is the "homepage" as they say or the "index" as they say in html i guess. see i'm very smart. i know html i guess.

i have decided to make a website because

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a screenshot of new super mario bros wii. the intro car from celeste is on the left, and super mario is on the right, looking at the car. peach's castle is in the background the layout of gba bowser castle 4, from mario kart super circuit Me: mom can we go to the dice shrine? Mom: we have dice at homepage. Dice at homepage: pink d6 with a 1, cyan d6 with a 2, green d6 with a 3. (doesn't even have the yellow or red dice. smh my head) iseel's discord profile picture. it contains the pokemon gigalith, the new super mario bros logo, the celeste intro car pixel art of iseel, several diagonal purple lines, and a purple smiley face



11 sep 2026

hi happy mink car day i just stayed up until midnight so i could listen to mink car to start my mink car day and now it's 1 am and i'm tired.

#how could i have ever anticipated that this would happen
#anyway i'm going to bed now i'm tired


10 sep 2026

oh also also callback to a post i made a while ago i looked at simipour's item stats on champions and it currently has 100% usage on expert belt torrent timid 0 0 0 19 15 32, which i'm pretty sure means that it has been used by exactly one person so far this entire season

#particularly that stat spread makes it seem like it is literally just one person
#or at least like, one replica team
#there are also only five teammates listed for popular teammates
#which means that this one singular person is running simipour alongside zard, venusaur, kleavor, absol, and incin
#presumably zard y and absol z
#but yeah, i think that this is maybe even funnier than when it was a variety of items, but the most common was charizardite x
#i imagine that it will look a bit more normal as the season progresses though.
#also, similar things going on for most of the pokemon around it in ranking
#except for dedenne and polteageist who strangely enough do have a bit of set variety
#weird


10 sep 2026

oh also happy charlie kirk day to those who celebrate

#we carry the flame
#also also happy mink car day eve


10 sep 2026

maybe this is karma for my last post, but i did lose to a swalot team earlier today


8 sep 2026

"there will be 24 pokemon newly available for battle, including ones that have made an impact in past vgc tournaments, like rillaboom."
hi there swalot :) glad to hear that game freak thinks that you've made an impact to vgc

#genuinely what is this roster lmao
#like, i could have made this joke about half of the new mons
#what is sqwawkabilly doing here???
#why do we need thievull?
#i guess gogoat is here because of grass pelt maybe
#like, terrain synnergy
#still isn't a strong pokemon though
#idk man like half of this roster is just absolute chuds
#kind of funny though tbh
#anyway they should give mega golisopod an item slot so that i can run eject button on it :)


6 sep 2026

6 sep 2026
scottie <3 asked:

my question is how did you get so good at html? XP


i am very much not good at html, like, if you look at any of my code it's so awful (especially my javascript, but my html is also not great), but like, the cool thing about doing something like making a fun little personal website is that you really don't have to be good at html, because you can kind of just do stuff. like, if you combine enough tutorials and forum answers you can kind of just get to whatever you're trying to do most of the time, and the code will be horrible and ugly, but it's pretty easy to get something that you like. if you haven't tried to make anything with html i would totally recommend it though, it's a lot of fun.


5 sep 2026

4 sep 2026
the anonymous jokemeiser asked:

(this joke is best said out loud.)

what do u call it when an elephant and a rhinoceros have a baby?

*elephrhino*


oooh, yeah, i've heard this one before yay!

#although usually i think it's spelled elephino
#like without the r from rhino so that the pronunciation is more obvious for the punchline
#although i suppose that usually it isn't spelled at all, because yeah, the joke is best said out loud
#but yeah, as always thank you so much for the joke
#oh also, relevant xkcd


2 sep 2026

i have made my own picross



#the problem is that i'm still not particularly good at picross yet, so this took me super long to make sure that it was solvable, because i wanted to test it myself before putting it on the site
#which is kind of ironic due to the content of the picross


1 sep 2026

oh god picross is going to be this year's minesweeper addiction isn't it

#fuck


1 sep 2026

kind of insane that it's already september and i'm still not in school yet

#my sister started school last week and it has been fun to make fun of her for having to go to school
#i don't move out for like another three weeks


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